You should be there.  Lots of fun will be had by all.  If you don't go, Jesus will kill a puppy.  Do you want that on your conscious?  Of course not.  So go.  And for every person that does go, someone's 72 virgin's becomes virgin aborted babies.  Can't do much with that now, can you (except if you are Tanner).  So just go to No Shame.  It will be a pile of awesomeness wrapped in cream filling.  Mmmm....cream filling.